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This guy goes into the hospital, okay?...His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the Doctor and he says, "Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?"
And the Doctor smiles and says, "They're fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy."
So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty.
"Doc?" he says and turns around and the doctor and all the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face.
"April Fool! Your wife's dead and the baby's a spastic!!"
Get it?
And the Doctor smiles and says, "They're fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy."
So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty.
"Doc?" he says and turns around and the doctor and all the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face.
"April Fool! Your wife's dead and the baby's a spastic!!"
Get it?
posted by David at 11:56 AM
2 Comments:
See I heard the joke like this..Mother gives birth and she ends up having a very tough time. Well the nurse takes the baby and wipes it off. Then the nurse throws the baby on the ground and starts kicking it. Mother at this point is angry/emotional wreck, asking why the nurse is doing this...the nurse picks up the baby and holds him up to the mother saying, April fools it was already dead.
Q: How do you confuse a blond?
A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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